Talk To Me.

11 04 2010

If only I could come up with some kind of innovative genius notion like this for guitar players. Hmmmmmmmm….?

Excuse me while I puke. …Whoah Nellie! I guess I just figured out what this glob of shit is…It’s The Colonel’s version of Chicken Cordon Bleu…at least they could hire a photographer that doesn’t make it look so disgusting….or is that even possible?
I’m sorry but this looks like Sarah Palin to me…the most horrid, caustic, ignorant and poisonous kind of thing one might ingest.

Advertisements

Actions

Information

12 responses

11 04 2010
buzz

What the hell is it? batter dipped bread or a bacon and cheese sandwich on fried chicken “bread”?

11 04 2010
Guitar Safari

This, my friend, is the very end of all rationality. A Heart Attack on a stick. I’m almost afraid to find out what it is but I can’t wait to see some moron on the road eating one in his car on the way home from work.
I think it’s probably some kind of chicken byproducts mixed with pig guts, grease, sugar and government cheese….oh and maybe some sort of human filth mixed in for good measure. Enjoy!

12 04 2010
Baron Boskovich

Clearly you don’t have the refined taste buds required to enjoy this culinary masterpiece!

12 04 2010
Guitar Safari

Good Sir, I must differ with your shallow assessment regarding my culinary de rigueur. My palate is as clean as a newborn’s bottom!
Je suis un Bon Vivant Enfante Terrible!

12 04 2010
Baron Boskovich

I’ve had nothing but problems with the French, with the exception of literary figures (e.g. Baudelaire, Balzac, Vandenberg).

12 04 2010
Guitar Safari

Oh yeah? Well….uh…I don’t like Italian literary figures! Except maybe that guy….uhmm? Oh yeah, he’s got an Italian first name and a Slav last name…help me out here!

12 04 2010
Humpty Hump

Lo credo che stai alludendo al Sig. Giovanni Boskovich (I believe you’re alluding to Mr. Giovanni Boskovich).

12 04 2010
Guitar Safari

Secondo,
Do you have any Burek around the house?
Gourmand Primo

12 04 2010
Giovanni

I can’t say I do.

12 04 2010
Guitar Safari

Don’t say it….just spray it! Do you know what that Burek shit is? It’s some kind of fried bread sort of deal stuffed with whatever might be lying around the kitchen. Meat, cheese, children, bread…bread with bread, my favourite!

15 04 2010
Gibon-bon

Can I buy one at your location?

15 04 2010
Guitar Safari

What do you want and at which location? I’m home right now and don’t have any greasy chicken crap death machines here at the moment but would be happy to facilitate any further need for arterial sclerosis.
My shop however, is loaded with shitty ignorant snacks…gimme a call asap!

Leave a Reply

Fill in your details below or click an icon to log in:

WordPress.com Logo

You are commenting using your WordPress.com account. Log Out / Change )

Twitter picture

You are commenting using your Twitter account. Log Out / Change )

Facebook photo

You are commenting using your Facebook account. Log Out / Change )

Google+ photo

You are commenting using your Google+ account. Log Out / Change )

Connecting to %s




%d bloggers like this: